Jack's
Backyard
Redwood Mailbox Cover
Mailbox Envy.
When I moved in, I had an ugly
black mailbox on top of an equally ugly black pole in front of my home. The
flag was broke and the mailbox sat askew on the pole. There are not great
mailboxes in my hood, but there are some nice ones. I have the talent to
build something nice, I
might as well use it. Like most craftsman, I build wood projects all the time,
but when it comes to my own things, there's a bump in time from start to
finish. I was going to replace the mailbox soon.
Note: It was disrespected by
birds, They poo'd on the door because of it's ugliness.
People love me!
An alleged group of teenagers, came around late one night and bashed all the
crappy mailboxes in the hood... They left mine alone. I was honored and very
jealous. I was looking for a reason to make a new mailbox. The reason was
offered, I was denied! I didn't need stinking alleged teenagers to trash my
US mailbox. In a fit of rage, I body tackled my mailbox and wrestled it to
the ground. It fought back biting my finger in the door, but eventually I
won out.
My reasoning was clear.
Everybody was getting new plastic mailboxes. My mailbox must be the best and
it
must be made from wood. Nursing my embattled finger, I struck out to make
this new one from reclaimed cedar fence pickets and scrap waste from redwood swingsets.
I planted Wisteria in the center and now the mailbox is covered in purple
flowers in the spring. It's really nice. I think
the teenagers like it too. The
birds still do their business as usual.
Natural Redwood and Cedar Mailboxes


No U.S. mailboxes were harmed in the
making of this page.